September 2011
1 post
August 2011
12 posts
reblog
There’s so much good shit on my dashboard to reblog…I had to stop myself because this was getting out of control.
Just got an email from @JennyJohnsonhi5, who is...
kellyoxford:
3 tags
Half hour after I went to sleep
Him: WAKE UP
Me: Nooo
Him: YES
Me: :( What for?
Him: I'm going to bed. Night
July 2011
1 post
“If you have to ask, you’ll never know”
– Angelica Pickles
June 2011
3 posts
“I feel like the day is going to come when he realizes I’m not as smart or...”
– oldjournalentries.
kellyoxford:
Best photo from last night’s riot in Vancouver.
Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images
May 2011
4 posts
done reblogging...but before I go to bed
I want a love like Dan and Roseanne.
minus the bullshit in the last season. that was stupid and totally unnecessary.
April 2011
7 posts
Actually considered basing my posts all around awful pictures of me taken with the flash on on my phone. That’s how hilarious these are.
just checking to see if I can still update from my phone…as if when you don’t use it for awhile your number expires.
fella
Always showing me he cares by making sure I know he doesn’t.
Most adorable.
The end.
Rejected Tweet No. 2827
jhnmyr:
“Due to a weakening US economy, Dirty Deeds are now done for a relatively reasonable fee.”
March 2011
27 posts
Sometimes
When I’m confused about something or have an issue that needs to be resolved or that’s bothering me (involving another person), I write out what their side of the story might be. I think of how they’re looking at the situation, and write it out as if it’s me.
It’s stupid, and most of the time makes me feel guiltier than I did to begin with… but it gets me...
One of my eyes is bigger than the other.
That’s all I came here to say.
adventures in babysitting - getting ready for bed
Me (noticing it got very quiet all of a sudden): Justin and Cooper, what are you doing?
Justin: I'm getting my pajamas for bed and Coop's in the bathroom.
Me: Oh. Okay.
Justin: I got it! BATMAN PAJAMAS!
Me: Awesome! I like those pajamas.
Few minutes later...
Justin: I GOT IT! Batman shirt and Optimus Prime pants.
Me: Why don't you just wear all Batman like you were going to do?
Justin: ...this is what I want
Me: I'm just asking. Alright, that's fine. You're lucky I think that's an awesome combination.
Justin: You're lucky!
Me: I'm lucky? Why am I lucky?
Justin & Reese: (J) That I like you. (R) that he likes you.
Cooper: I HAVE POOP ON MY LEG.
adventures in babysitting - the DVD stopped...
Me: What happened?
Cooper: It shut off!
Justin: I told you, it's aliens!
Cooper: Ugh. It's not aliens. The TV just shut off.
Me: I agree with Cooper. It's okay, I'll fix it.
Justin: IT'S ALIENS I'M TELLING YOU! They're here.
Cooper: Juju...the aliens are already gone. I told you that earlier. It just shut off on its own.
Me: Look, I fixed it.
Justin: ...I still say it's aliens.
“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy...”
– Dave Grohl on Ryan Murphy: ‘F-ck That Guy’ | Vulture
(via popculturebrain)
L O L
“I want to tell you so
Before the sun goes dark
How to hold my heart
Cause I...”
– Sara Bareilles - Hold My Heart.
Nobody should be this broken up over the possibility of having to get a new car. I’m pathetic.
My dogs were being adorable and then got back at me for taking pictures of them by farting for the past hour nonstop. Worst experience. Their cuteness can’t make up for this.
“Got pulled over in Detroit last night dressed up as Cher from the ‘If I...”
– Unsent text messages in my phone.